- I am Saddam.
- Saddam I am.
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- I am the ruler of Iraq,
- The country that you would attack.
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- You are Bush.
- Bush you are.
- The fame of you has spread afar.
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- You do not like me, Bush, I know.
- You would not like me in a show.
- You would not like me in the snow.
- You simply wish that I would go.
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- You say I used to slaughter Kurds.
- You say that I use naughty words.
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- You say I have an evil stash
- Of weapons of destruction (mass),
- Of bombs and missiles, germs and gas.
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- You say I tried to kill your Pop.
- Oh, how I wish that you would stop!
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- I promise you I have no stash
- Of weapons of destruction (mass).
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- I do not have them near or far.
- I did not hide them in my car.
- I did not hide them in a bar.
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- I did not hide them in a hole.
- I did not hide them up a pole.
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- I did not hide them in a grave.
- I did not hide them in a cave.
- I did not hide them in a dish.
- I did not hide them in a knish.
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- I did not hide them in my coat.
- I did not hide them in a goat.
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- I did not hide them in a trunk.
- I did not hide them in my bunk.
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- I did not hide them anywhere.
- In short, they simply are not there.
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- The inspectors came and looked,
- And looked, and looked, and looked, and looked.
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- They looked high and they looked low,
- Every place that they could go.
- They looked in every hole and crack,
- Each drawer and closet, bag and sack.
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- They found nothing in a trunk-or
- Even in my private bunker.
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- They did not find a single stash
- Of weapons of destruction (mass) ...
- And STILL you won't get off my a**!
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- I've done all that I can do.
- The rest, dear Bush, is up to you.
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- Please don't be angry, don't be sore.
- We don't need to have a war.
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- Let's go back to the good old days
- When your dad and Reagan sang my praise.
- I was your faithful ally then.
- Why can't we be friends again?
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- I say, let's let this whole thing drop.
- (My best regards to your dear Pop.)
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