- "Freedom from fear and want, freedom of speech and
religion."
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-- From the World War II Victory Medal
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- "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably
to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
- -- Bill of Rights, Article
1 a.k.a. the First Amendment.
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- "We ain't the problems, we ain't the villains.
It's the suckers deprivin' the truth from our children. Freedom of speech?
Yeah boy, just watch what you say..."
- -- Ice T, 1989
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- For exercising his freedom of speech, Ice T was threatened
by the FBI and the GHW Bush administration. The FBI even sent Ice a threatening
letter that he read on NBC News. He warned the world in 1989 on network
TV that freedom of speech was disappearing. Freedom of speech? Yeah boy,
just watch what you say.
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- "Assuming the press reports are right, it's a terrible
thing to say, and it is unfortunate. And that's why - there was an earlier
question about has the President said anything to people in his own party
- they're reminders to all Americans that THEY NEED TO WATCH WHAT THEY
SAY, WATCH WHAT THEY DO."
- --Ari Fleischer, September
26, 2001
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- (I can hear Ice's "I TOLD YOU SO, SUCKERS"
from here.)
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- "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all
men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain
unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit
of Happiness."
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--Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776
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- "All animals are equal but some are more equal than
others."
- --Animal Farm, George
Orwell
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- "Terrorists don't deserve Constitutional rights."
- --Dick Cheney, October
2001.
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- Hmmm, Dick? You mean ALLEGED Terrorists, don't you,
Dick? Innocent until proven guilty and all that. Or, are people of some
colors more guilty than others?
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- "I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear that I
will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and
I will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution
of the United States."
- --George W Bush, January
2001
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- "The constitution has served us well."
- --George W Bush, National
Security Strategy for the US
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- NOTE that it's PAST TENSE and lower case c.
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- Well, he's sort of keeping his promise...
- He's DEFINITELY executed the Presidency and the Constitution.
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- HR 1646 Section 236A(b) HABEAS CORPUS AND JUDICIAL REVIEW-
Judicial review of any action or decision relating to this section (including
judicial review of the merits of a determination made under subsection
(a)(3)) is available exclusively in habeas corpus proceedings in the United
States District Court for the District of Columbia. Notwithstanding any
other provision of law, including section 2241 of title 28, United States
Code, except as provided in the preceding sentence, no court shall have
jurisdiction to review, by habeas corpus petition or otherwise, any such
action or decision.
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- HR 1646 Section 236A(a)(2) RELEASE- Except as provided
in paragraph (5), the Attorney General shall maintain custody of such an
alien until the alien is removed from the United States. Such custody shall
be maintained irrespective of any relief from removal for which the alien
may be eligible, or any relief from removal granted the alien, until the
Attorney General determines that the alien is no longer an alien who may
be certified under paragraph (3).
-
- Habeas who? We can't hear you. We're too busy ripping
up the constitution, err, I mean Constitution.
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- Why is Chimpy called President, when really he's just
a Supreme Court Precedent?
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- Is it just coincidence that Karl Rove's name sounds so
much like Call Rover? Arf! Arf!
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- Is it called the White House because of the paint job,
or because of who always lives there?
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- If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, why
is Dubya spending millions of taxpayer's dollars on Superbowl commercials,
but refusing to use the troops in Afghanistan to get rid of opium fields?
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- The Department of Homeland Security is supposed to protect
the Homeland. But if the laws in HR5170 apply in Hawaii, Guam, and elsewhere,
doesn't that imply that Americans perceive that their 'Homeland' is, in
fact, anywhere that they set up shop and steal someone else's land?
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- We know Dick Cheney is a sleaze bucket for trading with
the enemy, which he's done with at least three nations, two of whom are
on Bush's Axis-of-Evil list. We also know that he's overweight and has
a pacemaker, even though he insists his heart is fine. And I think it's
fair to say that the guy was probably a geek when he was young, so people
probably thought he was a dipstick.
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- Does this mean Dick Cheney's a Sleazy-fat-robotic-dipstick,
hexed-by-bad-prognosis?
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- Or, is he just a Super-grumpy-oil-soaked-shitstick, vexed-with-Enron-gnosis?
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- Bet you can't say that one ten times really fast!
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- Nostradamus believers, Bible Code believers, and believers
in Numerology are going to love this. Believers in these things tell us
that all symbols have power, and by mixing these letters, words, or symbols
around, we can find hidden meanings. They claim that all kinds of wisdom
and even prophecy can be found in many different texts, by using a system
of mixing and matching words, letters, or numbers.
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- Whether or not there's merit to these various beliefs
is not the point. Take a look at what wisdom is found in Anagrams of the
"OFFICE OF HOMELAND SECURITY"
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- Regarding HR5710 the Homeland Security Act:
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- O Dear Me! Is not fluffy choice.
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- Shit! Coffee-coloured infamy.
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- Fiery scum ace fine foothold
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- Officiously cheatin freedom
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- Choosy if infected formulae
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- Oh my! Fouled Chief fornicates!
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- Offishly rude economic feat
-
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- Regarding the Ascendance of the Fourth Reich:
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- Fiercely touches off domain
-
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- Regarding HR5710's economic impact:
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- Foul faced shiftier economy
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- Offishly deft economic urea
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- Fiery economic softhead flu
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- Offishly rude economic fate
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- O man! Officious deft lechery!
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- Slouchier economy if fat Fed
-
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- Regarding Corporate Inversion for HS to deal with expatriated
US companies:
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- If cutely offshore, demoniac
-
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- Regarding how HR5710 came to pass:
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- Arch-foe, deficits, foul money
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- Ineffectual chief, or Sodomy?
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- Foulest economy if rich deaf
-
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- Regarding what the GOP said in 1999 when looking for
a Candidate:
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- Fetch fiery, mendacious fool
-
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- Regarding George W Bush:
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- Fiery, stuffed economic halo
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- Hated fouler, iffy economics
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- Foul arch-foe comes. Identify!
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- Mediocre, foul, Chief of nasty.
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- I'm cutesy fool, arch-foe, fiend
-
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- On Dick Cheney:
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- Officious, fat, lechery-demon
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- On the disempowerment of the Constitution:
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- So foul in democracy, the fief
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- Foul cheaters of nice modify
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- On those applauding HR5170:
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- Officiously fat cheer, demon!
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- Fancy cheer, if foul Sodomite.
-
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- "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations,
pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under
absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such
Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security"
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-- July 4, 1776, Declaration of Independence
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- Peace
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