- Bush wants to go to outer
space. Let's send him there. ASAP!!!!!!!! :)
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- Kerry just shot himself in
the foot big time. Someone with a video cam caught him at an informal gathering
in someone's house and he looks over at someone off camera and makes the
classic "toke a joint" sign with his fingers to his lips and
then grins and laughs... it comes off as "God, could I use a spliff
right now!" HAR!!! You just know he's got an old 8 track of Country
Joe and the Fish in an restored rambler somewhere on his property and some
stashed Columbian stuffed in a tube sock in tin foil under the seat. Party
on, John. :) (Remarkable how little air play this footage is getting on
most networks)
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- Clark: Inexplicable gains
in the polls. Satanic powers. No other explanation. Every time I see him
I hear the Omen theme. God help us all. :)
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- Dean continues to look like
one of the cyborgs from the movie "Westworld," ready to pop a
spring any day and just topple over, smoldering and buzzing with his face
detached and teetering on the floor. He's declared that he'll no longer
be the "pin cushion" for his opponents and he's fighting back.
A definite sign that some microchip in there has fried. Westworld... where
nothing can ever go..go...g...w..ron..g...
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- Kucinich -- this man can't
even dress himself. What the !@#$ is the deal here???? How did he get THIS
FAR? He needs to eat his Wheaties, too... bad. Sheesh.
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- Braun was all over the tube
yesterday talking about becoming president despite coming in 0% in all
the polls, smiling confidently like Cheshire cat, and this morning she
announces she's out. Of course. I bet she had a high ole' time living off
that war chest running for Prez. Wonder how much she gets to pocket home
with her now? Might explain that revolting grin. She throws her full endorsement
behind... who else? Dean. Surprise, Surprise!
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- Edwards. He's such a nice
boy. Clean cut. Ever so slightly hip. Doesn't consider himself a DC insider
like the rest of the lizards up there. Pat him on the head. Send him home.
It would be like electing Beaver Cleaver.
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- Gephardt, who desperately
needs a pigment infusion from somewhere before he bloats like a puffer
fish or Dr. Moreau, is like a fish flip flopping and gasping for air on
the hot cement. Aimless...hopeless... no chance in hell. He's so D.C. he
makes Kerry look like an independent.
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- Leiberman continues to suffer
under the delusion that a Jew could ever get elected President. Unfortunately,
so do a vast number of Americans who support the Zionist Senator, frighteningly
enough. He says he wants to 'continue the Clinton legacy', despite the
fact that Al Gore, who also wanted to continue the Clinton legacy endorsed
Dean(bot)! I don't know how an orthodox Jew could pull that off anyway,
the sexual restrictions are simply too hard to work around. And curiously,
how will he conduct himself as President from sundown Friday to sundown
Saturday?? He can't do a lick of work on Sabbath!
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