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By Sherman H. Skolnick
www.cloakanddagger.ca
www.skolnicksreport.com
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10-30-4
 
If you lack a sense of humor, CLICK OFF NOW! GET LOST!
 
Recently, we had a conference call with George W. Bush.
 
1. He agreed to repent NOW. He said he regretted upsetting the U.S. Secret Service by traveling around with his male-sex mate, the once long-time Mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee, Victor Ashe, recently shipped out of the U.S. as Ambassador to Poland. Bush said he did not intend for the Red Chinese Secret Police to use this to blackmail military, industrial, and financial secrets out of the Bush White House.
 
2. Bush said he is sorry he took orders from Daddy and did not speak up for his own manhood. Prior to 9-11, Daddy said "George, something big is about to happen. Be cool. Stay out of it as much as possible. I am handling everything." according to Jr.
 
3. Bush said "being a member like me of Skull & Bones Society is good for the country. But Kerry is hooked up with a dyke and spoils everything" And Bush added. "Kerry is a no damned good Bonesman" .
 
4. Bush bitterly complained to us about what he called his "French Jew Psychiatrists." "I am afraid they want to 'give me the needle', like someone like that did to Marilyn Monroe." We followed up with, "You like to play the Jew card?" He shot back, "Below the radar, my friends do."
 
5. "Your room-mates at Yale University said you did not study much. How did you get the diploma?" we asked. "Daddy understands me. He bought it for me," said Bush.
 
6. "What if there is an election legal mess, like last time?" we asked. "No problem. Daddy will use Coca-Cola, Mickey Mouse, and high court law clerks to lean on the same five judges. Lower court judges are 'for sale', why should the Five be different?" matter-of-factly he answered.
 
"Justice Antonin Scalia was the ring-leader for you. He is a Fascist like Benito Mussolini.", we said. "Benito who?" Bush asked. We offered, "Aw, have your Dad ask one of his Nazi-type lackeys."
 
7. "I am against all the wackos with their environment bullshit. Why should chemical firms have to process their dumpings. It saves money. Let them dump it into the nearest sewers or rivers. Cheaper that way." Bush stating his platform views.
 
He added, "I think the environment conspiracy theorists should repent before I do."
 
8. "A leading 'shrink' says your nuts, George. What about that?" We questioned. "Aw, he's some Jew nut wants to sell books. I am perfectly normal. Ask my wife." Bush responded. (Wife Laura reportedly was an open Lesbo since high school. The book is "Bush On The Couch: Inside The Mind of the President", by Justin A. Frank._
 
"Why are you so determined to get your 'enemies' by bombing Iran, Syria, Lebanon, North Korea, and a few other places?" we probed. He retorted, "They walk around my bed at night. They ARE my enemies. You know that."
 
9. "Why are you against Kyoto?" we propounded. "Because he is an Arab asshole who shouldn't sit in Congress," was a rapid reply.
 
(Actually, Kyoto Protocol, 1997, to United Nations framework convention on climate change and limiting greenhouse gas emissions.)
 
10. "Are you in favor of Log Cabin Republicans?" we asked. He responded, "I am for solid-built latest style houses."
(Log Cabin Republicans are gay-promoters.)
 
More coming. Stay tuned.
 
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Mr. Skolnick's Reports are posted and archived at www.skolnicksreport.com Together with his co-authored The Middle-Finger News, they are posted and archived through
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Skolnick is co-host with Lenny Bloom on a growing, popular maximum power Internet radio program, FM-quality worldwide, ON-LINE LIVE and ARCHIVED at www.cloakanddagger.ca CHECK SCHEDULE for time it is on.
 
Recently published, the book, "Ahead of the Parade" by Sherman H. Skolnick, A Who's Who of Treason & High Crimes---Exclusive Details of Fraud & Corruption of the Monopoly Press, the Banks, the Bench and the Bar, & the Secret Political Police.
 
Can be ordered U.S./Canada 1-800-861-7899.
 
Can also supposedly be ordered through amazon.com HOWEVER recently they blockaded their own marketing and sales of this controversial book by demanding twice the listed price.
 
About once a year is published a heavy packet of printed stories by Skolnick. To get a copy, send $5.00 (U.S. FUNDS ONLY) plus a stamped, self-addressed BUSINESS size envelope [ # 10 envelope, 4-1/8 x 9-1/2 ] WITH THREE U.S. FIRST CLASS STAMPS ON IT, to Citizen's Committee To Clean Up The Courts, Sherman H. Skolnick, Chairman, 9800 So. Oglesby Ave., Chicago IL 60617-4870.
 
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