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How Far We Have Come...

By Michael Goodspeed
Thunderbolts.info
10-31-4
 
 
 
 
In the final days before the '04 elections, I constantly hear people say that our country and the world is on the brink of destruction. Respective proponents of Bush and Kerry tell us that a vote for the wrong candidate might be a signature of one's own death certificate. They assert that our freedom, our way of life, and even our physical existence is in greater peril than ever before. "This is the most important election in history!" is the battle cry on both sides of the political aisle.
 
I hear this ridiculous hyperbole, and I am left to wonder what happened to historical knowledge in the US of A. People who believe we are living in "the most dangerous times ever" have either no understanding of history, or no ability to view it in context with the present. I guess historian Jim Bishop was on to something when he said, "Nothing is as far away as a minute ago."
 
It's understandable how we fall prey to the illusion that the world is the worst it has ever been. The media thrives on hyping, exploiting, and sensationalizing every disaster, every tragedy, and every "danger." Watching Fox News' jingoistic coverage of the "War on Terror," it is easy to forget that in America, one is more likely to drown in one's own bathtub than die in a terrorist attack.
 
But this sense of impending doom is quelled if we briefly examine the recent history of the United States; by recent, I mean less than one hundred years ago. A century is not a terribly long time, historically speaking. More than 40,000 centenarians are alive today -- people who lived through world wars I and II, segregation, a great depression, the murder of president Kennedy, Vietnam, man's first steps on the moon, the crumbling of the Berlin wall, and yes, the comparatively minor terror attacks of 9/11. I imagine them surrounded by youngsters who scream that the United States is finished unless we elect Joe Blow over Jim No-Brains. They must smile sadly and shake their heads.
 
I've spent the last week or so taking a stroll down history lane, exploring an online database of newspaper archives dating back to the 19th century. What I have found has served as a sober and, yes, encouraging reminder of just how far we have come in a very short time.
 
Novel word searches through this database have yielded some remarkable results. While researching an article on death prophecies, I accidentally stumbled on what might be the most hilarious news headline in history. It appeared on the front page of the August 25, 1910 edition of the Washington Post. It was the title of a story about a meeting between Ohio Senator Charles Dick, and president Taft. And this headline read, in bold and all caps:
 
"DICK AROUSES TAFT."
 
This outrageous double-entendre set my mind in a state of hilarity. It even inspired me to work up an article, ala the famous Jay Leno bit, on (unintentionally) funny news headlines. And of course, the word most likely to make a headline funny would be "Dick."
 
 
I did a search for the words "dick beaten" (haha), and did indeed find a match. Amazingly, it was another story on the aforementioned Senator Charles Dick (if the poor guy only knew.) The headline from the September 10, 1906 Syracuse Herald read, "Dick Beaten in Home Country." Of course, I guffawed laughter at this sight and nearly sprayed coffee all over my keyboard. However, directly underneath this item was a story that sobered me up like a slap in the face.
 
It took me a moment to absorb what I was seeing. I think my mind, bred as it is on the notions of tolerance, non-judgment, and equality of all humans, wanted to believe it was just a gag. But then I remembered that I was gazing through the looking glass at a different time -- a different way of life -- in human history.
 
This headline read:
 
BUSHMAN IN MONKEY CAGE
 
New York Negroes Resent Action of Bronx Park Managers.
 
NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Several thousand persons took the subway, the elevators and the surface cars to the New York Zoological park in the Bronx yesterday, and there watched Oro Bogo the Bushman, who has been put on exhibition there in the monkey cage. The Bushman didn't seem to mind it, and the sight plainly pleased the crowd. Few expressed audible objection to the sight of a human being in a cage with monkeys as companions, and there could be no doubt that to the majority the joint man and monkey exhibition was the most interesting sight in Bronx park.
 
News of the exhibition reached the Rev. Dr. R. S. MacArthur of Calvary Baptist church last night, and he announced his intention of communicating with the negro clergymen in the city and starting an agitation to have the show stopped.
 
"Instead of making a beast of this little fellow, he should be put in school for the development of such powers as God gave to him," said Dr. MacArthur.
 
 
Have we come a long way, baby? Yes, we have.
 

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