- Truth-telling patriots are celebrating in their own special
ways, as radiation suits and Dick Cheney look-a-like masks are popular
gifts this year.
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- By Greg Szymanski
- 12-25-5
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- Under most Christmas trees in America, the usual gifts
like sweaters, erector sets and bicycles are found.
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- But for the post 9/11 American patriot, trying to buck
the system, Santa usually leaves strange things. A random sampling of patriots
from east coast to west, uncovered these rather unusual gifts under the
tree:
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- In New York, one patriot said he unwrapped a fully functional
Hazmat radiation suit, complete with matching mask and boots. Attached
was a lovely card saying:
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- "Have a wonderful Christmas, drink hardy on the
New Year and then protect yourself next year for a dirty bomb attack in
the New York subway system left unguarded during the recent transit strike."
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- Moving south, to Virginia Beach, known for its military
installations, one patriot received a "look-alike Dick Cheney face
mask with matching suit" to be worn in public during the next nuclear
attack in order that he be whisked away to a safe underground bunker when
the "you know what hits the fan next year."
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- Continuing on to lovely Miami Beach, one patriot said:
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- "This Christmas was extra-special. I received my
first authentic CIA Identity Switch Kit. This one was the top of the line
Israeli model, complete with a real Mossad ID card, matching Jewish passport
with the name Abe Silverman stamped on it, an open-ended United Airlines
flight one-ticket to Israel and other assorted clandestine tools, designed
to make a quick get-away during the upcoming American holocaust.
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- Now moving east to soggy New Orleans, one patriot there,
still waiting to be rescued from his attic, said he finally received a
FEMA Christmas wrapped care package, but was told he couldn't open it unless
he left the state of Louisiana for good, promising he'd never return.
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- Heading to the great state of Texas, where President
Bush is said to be drunk in his barn refusing to come out to Cindy Sheehan
leaves Crawford, patriots here reportedly feel very safe anytime Bush is
near.
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- But one popular patriot gift in Texas this year is a
personal Presidential implant chip blow gun, with the Presidential Seal
on it, designed to plant a micro-chip in Bush from 1,000 yards in order
to know the President's exact location and when it's safe to be in Texas.
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- And usually forgotten but not to be left out this Christmas
are the great patriots of the Southwest, who understand America's dilemma,
but who are hopelessly caught up in the UFO Christmas gift market.
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- This year one patriot is reporting tourism down in places
like White Sands Air Force Base in New Mexico, Nellis in Nevada and, of
course, Roswell.
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- But nevertheless one hot item under the alien silver-radiated
Christmas tree this year is the "Complete UFO Fake It" instructional
guide, written for the amateur but designed to fool any 'UFO pro' that
his alien sighting was actually real.
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- Although it's exceptionally hard to leave Area 51, let's
move west and see what's under the trees of our phony Hollywood stars,
who publicly won't mention a word that 9/11 was a government inside job
with Israeli help since they know their Jewish bosses in the film industry
would never let them work again.
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- But one courageous star, who wanted to be only known
by her B movie film name, Fancy Pants, said she received her first 'George
Bush giving the finger 9/11 is a lie bumper sticker,' planning to put it
on her new $200,000 Hummer as a display of protest.
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- However, Fancy Pants qualified her statement with the
following remark:
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- "Honey, if I win an Oscar or an Emmy, I will have
to take it off and I don't mean my pants!"
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- Besides the thousands of other post 9/11 patriot gifts
given out across the country, like boring truth videos made by the disinformation
agents, tee shirts, bumper stickers, truth books and countless occult fascination
gifts, the question is probably being asked why has the Washington D.C.
post 9/11 truth patriot being left out?
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- The answer: None of them live there and if they do, they're
too busy writing nonsensical, highbrow dribble to open gifts, too busy
writing foolishness that nobody in the rest of the country understands
anyway.
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- For more informative articles, go to www.arcticbeacon.com
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- Editor's Note: The Arctic Beacon would like to thank
everybody for reading this year, as our meager web site with no glitter
but only stories has grown to over 200,000 readers monthly. If you feel
the urge next year, check out our new and revised site and don't forget,
to support us through paypal, by check or money order, as words alone do
not pay the bills. Go to www.arcticbeacon.com and let the truth be told.
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- Also, if you heard about or received any other unusual
patriot Christmas gifts, let us know.
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- Greg Szymanski is an independent investigative journalist
and has his own site www.arcticbeacon.com.
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