- I've decided to leave the country and
renounce my citizenship.
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- Don't try to talk me out of it.
My mind is made up. And I'm taking my whole family with me, too...including
cousins, Aunts and Uncles. We're outa here.
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- No more worrying about Bush's Gestapo...er...Storm
Troopers...er...Homeland Security forces kicking in my door and hauling
me away to one of those camps that Halliburton has been building throughout
the country (under grotesquely-overpriced, no-bid contracts, of course).
After all, the impending illegal-alien amnesty that our renegade Congress
and Administration is forcing upon a clearly unwilling Americanpublic makes
it clear that those camps aren't for illegal aliens. Who else could
they be for, except dissidents?
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- No more fear of flying...quivering with
anger while biting back the appropriate response to those ethnically-challenged,
jackbooted thugs now frisking grandmothers and babies and openly feeling
up every attractive woman who tries to fly these days.
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- No more paying more than 50% of what
we make in taxes to pay for the ever-growing monster that government in
America has become and free everything for those who haven't earned it
(and that includes illegal aliens, too, not just government employees).
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- No more worry about my son being drafted
after the upcoming election, then sent to the Middle East where, if he
isn't killed outright or maimed for life, then abandoned by the Veteran's
Administration, he will return poisoned by the Depleted-Uranium dust that
swirls everywhere in that part of the world, doomed to a painful end to
his short life by a variety of cancers - and still be abandoned by the
Veteran's Administration.
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 No more being passed over for promotion
in favor of those clearly less qualified but blessed with the politically-correct
skin color or sex. By the way, meet the new Commanding Officer of
the Marine Corps' most important training and staging facility, Camp Lejeune,
NC, a Black woman whose entire career has consisted of being an ever-more-glorified
supply clerk...starting as enlisted, they haven't been able to promote
her fast enough, so today she is "just" a Lt. Colonel, yet she
replaces a Major General. Used to be, even legitimate supply officers
never could qualify for "line" command, but no more in the new,
improved Marine Corps. No wonder we have to force hardware clerks
to go do the dying in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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- Of course, now that the Chosen control
the entire Western world, it no is longer possible for someone like myself,
who dares tell the truth about the so-called "Holocaust," even
to visit countries like Australia, England, France or any European country,
for that matter. Africa is out, of course. There's Russia,
but then we all have to get honest jobs and learn to speak Russian...and
get despised for having allowed the Chosen to take over the world.
South America, but we get kidnapped. China, Japan and India all know
better than to let us in - those people aren't stupid. Indonesia
requires an ark these days. In Canada, they tried to jail a guy who
simply reprinted one of my articles and you saw what those Canuck Nazis
did to Ernst Zundel...imagine what they'd do to me.
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- That leaves only one course of action:
we go to Mexico. Of course, Mexico does not allow anybody but Mexicans
to work, vote or have a whole panoply of rights that they demand for their
illegal expatriates back here in America. That's ok, because we have
the perfect plan: We'll sneak across the southern border and back
into America.
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- As illegal aliens, then we become eligible
for a host of benefits and rights now denied us as American citizens.
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- Aside from our upcoming amnesty for
breaking so many laws by entering America illegally, we'll be guaranteed
Social Security, for which even my wife doesn't qualify on her own, since
she never worked much for wages. However, as an illegal alien, she
can claim all sorts of untaxed wages and thereby be eligible to draw full-on
Social Security, just like you.
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- If my kids get farm-related employment
as the illegals they will have become, they cannot be fired "except
for just cause," per the terms of the amnesty bill about to be adopted.
Of course, American farm workers can be fired at any time and for any reason.
And, as "foreign guest farm workers" (Congress' choice of words,
not mine), my kids must be paid the "prevailing wage," whatever
that is, but you can bet it's more than they would be paid today for the
same work as Americans.
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- Since we all qualify for Social Security,
we can take jobs that pay us cash, with no deductions for Social Security
or anything else, for that matter (again, not below the "prevailing
wage," though). And we'll be able to get those jobs easily,
since our employers also receive amnesty under the pending bill for knowingly
hiring illegals, while not having to pay their half of our social security
taxes, either. Everybody wins. Except you, of course.
After all, somebody's gotta pay for all this.
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- What's more, unlike right now, my kids
will have their pick of colleges throughout America to attend, all at in-state
tuition rates. And, of course, they will qualify for all sorts of
food stamps, housing, welfare and other government handouts, so they won't
have to work their way through college, like I did. And, as minorities
(our new Latin surname, you see), they qualify for all sorts of free tuition,
books and the like. Partyyyyy Time!
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- And we will all get preference in hiring
and promotions. Job security, at last.
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- If any of us get in trouble, we can't
be arrested. The worst they can do is deport us back to Mexico, of
course, and, two days later, we'll be back, just like all the other illegals
who get deported.
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- Hey, is this a great country, or what?
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- Of course, we've gotta learn to speak
Meskin. But, then, all Americans have to learn to speak Meskin, anyway,
since it's illegal to make illegal aliens speak English, which now has
officially been declared NOT to be the official language of America.
No problemo. How difficult could it be? After all, millions
of Meskins speak it fluently!
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- Oh, and we want you tired, old racist
gringos to get out of our country muy pronto. You stole the best
part of Mexico, you know - the part with all the roads, water systems,
buildings and jobs. Well, we want it back...and now.
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- My name is Eduardo Steelez. Thanks
for listening. Please visit my web site, www.ConspiracyPenPal.com,
for other messages just like this one.
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