- Grab a pencil and notepad and keep score.
Take this simple test as often as you like. Remember, use your logic and
knowledge of current 9-11 events but, be aware, some questions have a right
answer and a righter answer. Always try to choose the most logical, fact-based,
scientifically proven answer. Good luck!
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- 1. According to worldwide polls, which
country scares people the most today?
- a. Iran
- b. Russia
- c. China
- d. Israel
- e. United States
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- 2. Both Saddam Hussein & Osama Bin
Ladin were funded, assisted and endorsed by which regime?
- a. Saudi Arabia
- b. Kuwait
- c. Pakistan
- d. China
- e. United States
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- 3. What do you immediately think of when
you hear the phrase "war on terror?"
- a. More money spent on foreign wars
- b. More uniformed security guards everywhere
- c. More government speeches about fighting
the enemy
- d. More soldiers sent overseas to create
resentment and thus terrorism
- e. All of the above and many more years
of terror to come
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- 4. Which US government agency performed
best prior to and on 9-11?
- a. FBI
- b. CIA
- c. FAA
- d. NORAD
- e. None of the above.
- f. All of the above
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- 5. Which US government official most
deserved the Presidential Medal of Freedom after 9-11 and the present Iraq
War?
- a. George Tenet
- b. Paul Bremer
- c. Tommy Franks
- d. Richard Myers
- e. John O' Neill (R.I.P.)
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- 6. Which regime has failed to capture
Osama Bin Ladin for more than Ten Years?
- a. Turkey
- b. Israel
- c. United States
- d. Pakistan
- e. Iran
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- 7. How guilty of the terrorist attacks
were Al Qaeda on 9-11?
- a. Completely guilty
- b. Partially guilty
- c. Completely innocent
- d. Accused but never actually proven
either guilty or innocent
- e. America probably invented Al Qaeda
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- 8. Were Muslims involved in 9-11?
- a. Yes
- b. At least 20
- c. d. No
- d. Depends on Who you believe
- e. Positively, according to the US media
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- 9. Could the US government have prevented
the 9-11 attack?
- a. Yes
- b. No
- c. Maybe
- d. Why would they want to prevent it?
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- 10. Which government official should
have gone to prison after 9-11 for negligent homicide?
- a. George Bush
- b. Dick Cheney
- c. Donald Rumsfeld
- d. Richard Myers
- e. Robert Mueller
- f. All of the above
- g. None of the above
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- 11. Almost everyone witnessed the fall
of the WTC on TV. Objectively speaking, what did it most resemble?
- a. Volcanic eruption
- b. Controlled demolition
- c. Pancake collapse
- d. Crash of the Hindenburg
- e. Hollywood Action Movie
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- 12. What happened to the jumbo jet at
the Pentagon?
- a. Vaporized on impact
- b. Burst into a million little pieces
- c. Entered the hole and burned
- d. Nobody knows
- e. Somebody knows but isn't telling
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- 13. If four commercial planes are hijacked
for over 100 minutes, how long does it take NORAD to find even one?
- a. 101 minutes
- b. One day
- c. What planes?
- d. 20 minutes, on an average working
day
- e. Forever
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- 14. Did foreigner hijackers need to present
identification at US airports prior to 9-11?
- a. Yes, always
- b. No
- c. Sometimes
- d. Apparently not
- e. What hijackers?
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- 15. What does "prior knowledge"
mean when high ranking government officials were warned not to fly domestic
flights on or before 9-11?
- a. They were simply being cautious
- b. They knew terrorists could strike
anywhere, anytime
- c. Some government officials just needed
to be reminded, since they couldn't remember the exact hijacking timeline.
- d. Prior knowledge indicates nothing
- e. Prior knowledge, like Put Options,
indicates government conspiracy
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- 16. Was the Kean Commission Report truthful
and honest?
- a. Yes, 110% honest
- b. Mostly yes.
- c. Yes, except for most minor and major
details
- d. No--Total Lies wrapped around statistics
and footnotes
- e. Yes, As truthful and honest as the
Warren Report
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- 17. Was President Bush ever in danger
on 9-11?
- a. No
- b. Obviously not
- c. Definitely
- d. He was safer in the Florida classroom
than in the White House
- e. Florida was all part of the master
plan
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- Answers/ points:
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- For each question, score yourself accordingly
- the points per multiple choice selection.
- ie, if you answered "c" for
question "1", 7 points
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- 1 a-5, b-6, c-7, d-8, e-10
- 2 a-1, b-2, c-3, d-3, e-10
- 3 a-7, b-8, c-9, d-2, e-10
- 4. a-2, b-2, c-2, d-2, e-10, f-1
- 5. a-2, b-3, c-3, d-2, e-10
- 6. a-5, b-4, c-10, d-8, e-6
- 7. a-4, b-4, c-4, d-10, e-7
- 8. a-4, b-4, c-4, d-10, e-4
- 9. a-10, b-5, c-5, d-7
- 10. a-5, b-5, c-5, d-5, e-5, f-10, g-2
- 11. a-8, b-10, c-4, d-6, e-7
- 12. a-6, b-7, c-8, d-9, e-10
- 13. a-5, b-6, c-7, d-10, e-7
- 14. a-10, b-5, c-5, d-10, e-10
- 15. a-5, b-6, c-7, d-8, e-10
- 16. a-3, b-5, c-10, d-10, e-10
- 17. a-10, b-8, c-2, d-8, e-10
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- 40-70=Brainwashed.
- 71-85=Republican.
- 86-101=Democrat
- 101-126=Independent
- 127-140=Freethinker
- 141-155=Prodigy
- 156-170=Genius
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- Amateur historian, aging wiseass and
first time novelist (The Guns of Dallas), Douglas Herman scored between
110 and 200 on those Internet IQ tests. The trick? Lie about your age;
the younger the better. Contact him at douglasherman7@yahoo.com
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- Comment
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- Dear Douglas,
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- My 11 year-old granddaughter and I took
your little 9-11 quiz as a joke. I'm pleased to report that she scored
157 and I scored 161. We enjoy reading your columns. Keep up
the good work.
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