- Transportation Security Administration officials
announced two major changes:
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- Travelers may now carry through security checkpoints
travel size toiletries ( 3 oz or less) that fit comfortably in ONE, Quart-
SIZE, clear plastic, zip top bag.
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- After clearing security, travelers can now bring beverages
and other items purchased in the secure boarding area on-board the aircraft.
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- At the checkpoint travelers will be asked to remove the
zip-top bag of liquids and place it in a bin or on the conveyor belt, x-raying
separately will allow TSA security officers to more easily examine the
declared items.
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- I suppose if you've been on vacation and bought that
jug of Maple Syrup; you're going to have to drink all but three ounces!
This is what happens when billions of dollars are thrown to the wind to
create these ridiculous alphabet agencies. Transportation Security
Screeners will now be called 'Supervisors'; because an important title
makes it appear that the recent GED graduate or former employee of Block
Buster knows what they're doing; as they (feeling impotent) order
folks around (who can afford to travel and they can't) pawing them, swabbing
their hands and briefcases, ordering wheelchair bound seniors to remove
orthopedic shoes with colostomy bags and heart medications scrutinized!
Nursing mothers are made to prove that that's milk that has their breasts
hanging heavy and not nitroglycerin.
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- Wearing flip flops, it doesn't matter, "REMOVE
THEM". It has to be understood, that all of this Tom foolery, has
NOTHING to do with shoes, old spice, hair gel, or mouth wash being dangerous;
and everything to do with ordering and controlling hordes of
people; who are basically at their mercy, (traveling) for the
sake of behavior modification and forming obedient passive non-complaining
drones.
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- After you're searched and prodded, frisked, scanned,
sniffed, and carefully watched: least you make some suspicious movement
- like wiping your brow, you will be pulled aside for a special exam. You
are then sent through the detectors and onto a Jet, whose CARGO HOLD
is filled with tens of thousands of pounds of shipments; including boxes,
crates etc. Since packages don't need behavior modification there is no
need to search or scan these. See I told you it wasn't about saving you.
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- The face and body language specialists ( former
car wash attendants) will be carefully observing you from the
shadows; to check off things pertaining to your face, and any
movements that might show you for the liar, manipulator and contemptible,
corrupt, threat to humanity that you really are! Air Force One is exempt.
You may be the unfortunate person, who is just naturally
ugly, with a perpetual sneer which has you
MARKED in the book on "How to Recognize Terrorists By Facial Ticks
Looking at Watch Adjusting Crotch or Checking Pockets
Sneering Countenance".
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- My suggestion is - that these scanners, searchers, sniffers,
prodders, and body language specialists; should be posted at the
White House, the Supreme Court, the Defense Dept, the State Department,
the Congressional chambers, Capitol hallways, golf courses, private hunting
preserves, and local moneyed watering holes; to catch the real
LIARS and threats to Representative Democracy. Hey, maybe we'll
find that 2 trillion missing from the Defense Dept, or the paltry 9 billion
disappeared in Iraq (under Bremmer)? If not, perhaps, these elite
Special Forces Security Guards, might be assigned to rummage
through the 6 million unsearched, huge containers that
come in from China? Maybe its paranoid me; but I think millions
of containers from a country that steals all our trade secrets is a lot
more suspicious than liquid wart remover or a ninety-three year old Alzheimer
patient in suspected terrorist shoes! Hmm, now if we were politicians
or corporate honchos, we could bypass this needless humiliation, by former
truants, and fly in corporate privacy! But then, this is all a dress
rehearsal for the management of the global plantation with the house
slaves just doing their jobs. "I owe my soul to the company store"!
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