- Sirs:
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- Having thoroughly reviewed your December 2006 issue article
on "Morgellons" the words "contemptible" "amateur"
and "dis-informative" come to mind.
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- Therefore, the next time you find yourselves inclined
to hire an assassin to write one of your articles, please allow me to recommend
that you recruit among the agencies that professionally specialize in such
black arts.
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- Additionally, since the moniker "Discover"
Magazine implies a journalistic search for the truth, and ... should you
continue to decline to exercise or require the most basic of editorial
controls over the quality of your writer's research, I suggest further
that you consider changing the name of your printing operation to "Rumor
Rehash" Magazine or some other more appropriate appellation.
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- In the unlikely chance that lightning should strike your
entire editorial board on their way to Damascus, please feel free to give
me a call. I will be happy to accurately proof, (Free of charge) the galley
sheets on any additional Morgellons articles you find yourselves compelled
to print.
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- I will consider my offer of assistance to be a humanitarian
gesture since it will not only prevent further unnecessary suffering on
the part of those currently afflicted with this disease but will also preclude
the general public from being enlightened as to the cavalier means of travel
by which "Discover" Magazine's editorial board was apparently
journeying to the aforementioned Syrian city.
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- Best regards,
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- Cliff Mickelson
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