- Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel.
In our last episode, Shas Party Knessset Member, Nisim Ze'ev, has escaped
a bout of poisoning in the Knesset. Happily, he recovers and returns
to the craziest gang in the whole building, the Moroccan religious happy
fellows...
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- To do this little story, I had to phone a contractor
who has installed elevators. He assured me that elevators cannot freefall
because an emergency braking system will stop the cabin.
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- So I ask, did you ever hear of an elevator freefalling
TWICE in one journey? As you read the notes below, please note that the
elevator fell two storeys and came to a halt. It then released itself
and fell another story. "Well then," my expert answered, "the
elevator was rigged by a technician."
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- We cast our thoughts to 1984. Shimon Peres had lost another
election because the Moroccans wouldn't vote for him. This time there
was a way to win from now on. Who needs those pesky Moroccans when all
you do is corrupt the brand new kid on the block, their Shas Party? Peres
concentrated on the party's rabbi Ovadia Yosef and observed his young
secretary Arie Deri.
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- Peres sent his suitors, Yossi Beilin and Moshe Shachal
to woo and corrupt Deri. They taught him to steal. Within 2 years, at
age 25, Deri was the Minister Of The Interior. There, he put all the crime
lessons to work. Shas now had to do Peres' bidding or Deri would fall
into prison from all his thefts.
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- And your author, being me, covered the real Shas scandal
accurately from day one. But the mainstream papers did not do so, preferring
to believe the natural crime tendencies of the Moroccans were behind
the endless crimes of the Shas politicians.
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- Once again we return to the wacky world of deranged Israel.
The four Shas Knesset members enter the Tel Aviv elevator. Hilariously,
Trade Minister Eli Yishai enters last. He is the minister responsible
for inspecting the country's elevators. Nisim Ze'ev pushes the button
and the elevator ride is on high.
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- "No," insisted Yishai. "I said up. Nisim,
when we stop, you must switch to up."
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- "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH," replied Ze'ev.
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- Quickly realizing the urgency of the situation, MKs David
Azoulay and Ya'akov Margi started jumping, hoping they would be in the
air when the elevator stopped. They never realized how bad their plan
was. They struck like drunken honeybees against a brick prison wall two
floors down.
- "Is everyone okay?" asked Yishai.
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- Everyone was not. Ze'ev had fainted and was unaware that
the elevator was about to liberate itself from its backup brakes and
fall still another floor.
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- And here I am, the author. Eli Yishai was a major source
of mine. In my English and Hebrew book, The Last Days Of Israel, I tell
the tale of Shimon Peres being blackmailed to lose the '96 elections
over documents tying him to the Rabin murder. Yishai and his spokesman
Isaac Sudri were two of my sources for the scoop. Write chamish@netvision.net.il
for the book.
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- Now here he is, in a tangled mass of humanity, after
his elevator freefell 3 floors. So in wackyville, where Jews all dwell,
what does Yishai and his gang do? They lift a mighty prayer of thanks
to the heaven for all the unique adventures someone keeps supplying Shas
politicians with.
- Ehud Olmert is the jocular King of the Knesset where
the Shas gang is trying to play. Last year, Ehud the jocular used two
incidents of soldier kidnappings to launch a war against Hizbullah and
Hamas.
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- In the end, the war emptied 1/3 of Israelis to more central
locations for at least 34 days and because she did not use her supposed
nuclear option, the enemy now had the perfect means to destroy Israel;
a REAL missile war.
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- Me, the writer was outraged by the war and I claimed
the kidnappings were arranged and the war a test for an American attack
on Iran. Now Ehud has gone and proved me right. He said a war based on
kidnappings was approved in March 2006, 4 months before the real things
took place.
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- So, Ehud is trying to be the toughest kid on the block,
or he's doing somebody else's dirty work. But as nice as ideas are in
wackofunland, getting them to work is the real joy.
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- In wackedyann goodtime freddie fiesta land, everything
is a ball because the Jews believe it's all an accident. It couldn't be
easier.
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- NOTES:
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- *Shas MKs Trapped in Falling Elevator*
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- 18 Adar 5767, 08 March 07 06:16
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- (IsraelNN.com) Minister of Trade, Industry, and Labor
Eli Yishai was trapped in an elevator on Thursday afternoon along with
fellow Members of Knesset Yaakov Margi, Avraham Michaeli, David Azoulai,
and Nissim Zeev, all members of Shas. The MKs were leaving a meeting
on the ninth floor of the Tel Aviv Center for Local Government building
when the elevator they were in began plummeting downwards.
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- The elevator stopped briefly at one of the levels in
the parking lot, four stories below the ground, and then fell two more
stories. The MKs were rescued by firemen forty minutes after the ordeal
began. They were treated by paramedics for injuries and for symptoms
related to oxygen loss.
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- http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/834907.html
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- Last update - 17:09 08/03/2007
- Eli Yishai removed from T.A. elevator after stuck for
45 minutes
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- By Ruth Sinai <mailto:rsinai@haaretz.co.il>, Haaretz
Correspondent
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- Trade Minister Eli Yishai and three Shas MKs were stuck
Thursday for 45 minutes in an elevator that fell three stories in a Tel
Aviv office building.
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- Yishai, whose office is responsible, among other things,
for security and inspection of elevators in Israel, ordered a probe of
the malfunction. He is expected to receive the preliminary findings as
early as Thursday night.
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- The building where Yishai and MKs Nissim Ze'ev, David
Azoulay and Ya'akov Margi were stuck houses the Tel Aviv branches of Trade
Ministry offices. The lawmakers were in the building meeting with authority
heads.
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- While they were stuck in the elevator, MK Ze'ev fell
ill and fainted.
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- MK Ze'ev: Someone Poisoned Me
- 16:40 Jan 24, '07 / 5 Shevat 5767
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- (IsraelNN.com) MK Nisim Ze'ev (Shas) felt ill Wednesday
after drinking water during a parliamentary committee session, and suspects
he was poisoned. Ze'ev drank several sips of water from a thermos placed
on the table during a meeting of the Foreign Affairs and Security Committee,
when he felt ill and dizzy and began vomiting. "I immediately told
the committee chairman that there had been an attempt to poison me and
that someone needs to investigate if there was an attempt to poison the
committee members," Ze'ev told Ynet.
- Ze'ev was whisked away from the Knesset by an ambulance.
He says the initial tests showed a high level of poisonous materials in
his body.
- Four officers from the Police Criminal Detection Laboratory
came to the Knesset and took...
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- http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3373938,00.html
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- Olmert is rewriting history, says MK Eitam
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- MKs criticize PM's statement that second Lebanon war
was planned months in advance, a claim Nasrallah made repeatedly during
war. 'If he isn't lying - it's a thousand times worse,' says MK Eldad
- Amnon Meranda
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- "It seems that the prime minister and Nasrallah
are getting their stories straight," an outraged MK Effie Eitam told
Ynet Thursday on Olmert's statement that the second Lebanon war <http://
www.ynetnews.com/home/0,7340,L-4289,00.html> was planned beforehand.
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- Lebanon war was planned in March, Olmert says / *Ronny
Sofer
- According to Ha'aretz report, prime minister told Winograd
Commission he decided as early as March, 2006 to launch a 'restrained'
military operation in case of kidnapping incident along Lebanese border
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- All throughout the war and afterwards, Hizbullah's leader
Hassan Nasrallah defended himself from public criticism by claiming that
Israel had already been planning the war and that it "jumped at the
chance" to strike.
- According to Haaretz, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert told
the Winograd Commission that a military operation in case of a kidnapping
incident along the Lebanese border was planned as early as March, 2006,
four months prior to war.
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