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Planetary Warming,
Gore & Guns
Miscellaneous Ramblings From An Abnormal Mind

Morty
8-18-7
 
I have trouble when it comes to certain subjects. I mean, I write a lot, and sometimes, when I feel strongly about say, more than one subject, I have trouble writing about another subject. This tome represents one of those times when there are at least two thingies on my mind; thingies which affect my ability to stay on track. Sort of. And so, I bring you two thingies in this tome in order to prevent myself from going into a tomb. Actually, I lied. It's more than two thingies. But who's counting?
 
Let's discuss planetary warming. I've been asked, "Why do you call it *planetary* warming when everyone else calls it *global* warming?" Well, that's because it is not only the planet earth which is warming up. Virtually all the planets are warming up, Sheeple! It's a scientifically known fact, too.
 
When NASA told us that their measurements were showing the earth warming, Al Gore decided to use their data to demonstrate his righteousness. But recently, NASA told us that the measurements they've taken were incorrect on several counts. Not the least of which in importance is that the measurements were taken in areas which would show, incorrectly, that temperatures were rising.
 
See, NASA took most of it's readings in parking lots or places where the temperature would be higher than normal in any situaltion ... This is TRUE. Meanwhile, back in the hack shack, Al Gore is living in his mansions which are sucking up energy like the City of New Orleans before the flood. And when traveling, he flies in his own jet aircraft which also sucks up energy as if it were a city unto itself. Weird, huh?
 
No, not weird, unconscionable. But that's another story. And what about ALL the planets getting warm? Huh? Well, that's just a co inky dink. In'it!? Yuppers. So, Al Gore ticks me off as do all the other little gory its ... iterations, that is. And another thingie ... it just CANNOT be due to our sun heating up, can it? Nah.
 
And another thingie. Guns and gun laws. Boy that subject really makes me wanna scream loud and clear, "We're all gonna die (if guns are legal)!"
 
Guns. Where in New York State, the erected representatives want to make gun stores liable for murder committed by a person carrying that gun, even if legally acquired.
 
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
 
New York State wants to include even out of state gun and sports shops which sell their guns to someone, anyone, who commits murder in New York State. WooF. Wonderful world we live in. A world where Liberals want guns out of the hands of those who would protect themselves from harm by bad guys with illegal guns. And it's the bad guys with guns who will flout the law, who will never register their firearms or get a license to carry.
 
Think about it, Sheeple. Decent and law abiding citizens cannot carry a weapon because we might kill someone, especially a child, when the killings overwhelmingly are committed by people who MUST not ever carry a gun. God protect us because no one else will, from these lunatics who must have control. And we the Sheeple, give it to them. Another WooF from People against the Sheeple and their erected leaders. Mostly the latter.
 
In reality, gun crimes are committed by people who own those guns illegally. Getting the picatoor?
 
"Here he comes to save the day ... old Al Gore is on the way ... "
 
Yes, the nodding Al Gore who nodded every time Bill Jeff Clinton, that's BJ Clinton, spoke his truth. Sat there and nodded in the affirmative as BJ gave his opinion on God, the Universe and Everything. WooF! Sorry, I can't help myself.
 
Guns. Planetary Warming. Liberal Power Grabs and Liberal Control of the Sheeple.
 
It only hurts when I move.
 
Add to all of this another thingie. This would be the Power and Control Grab in general. Take smoking, please.
 
A famous huge city in the Northeast has a mayor who wants to ban smoking. Now that would be fine, except that Mayor Bloomberger Meister wants to ban it in the City. Quite right. The ENTIRE CITY, not just in buildings, but in your HOMES as well. What a swell guy.
 
And this is the Nay Saying Mayor who wants to ban guns, sue gunstores for crimes committed in his city (even if the store is in Alaska) and spends his own personal money to PAY for programs which will help him in his quest to make people liable for guns, certain kinds of fats consumed by his slob citizens and of course, collecting money (around $7 to $10) from ANYONE, even residents, who desires to go south of 86th Street.
 
Everyone knows that smoking is not good for you. Especially me. I lost EVERY SINGLE aunt and uncle to cancer. Only my Mom passed from something other than the Big C. And most of those cancers are smoking related. Did you, for example, know that pancreatic cancer is related to tobacco? Yes it is. Not just related to tobacco use but related notwithstanding.
 
Give us more laws to stop us from using our responsibility. Take away our laws and make us use our responsibility. Which do you prefer? Well, a normal American who loves freedom and cherishes his rights, wants fewer laws. We also want fewer illegal immigrants but hey, we can't have everything, eh?
 
Did I say before that there IS a GOD!?? Hmmm. Allow me just one more. Please ... Thank you. WooF!
 
You know, Sheeple, I feel much better now that I've given up. Here, take Gripple Dripple Bismol, and feel ... goooood ... again.
 
Morty, AKA:
 
Jim Mortellaro
http://www.mortyscabin.net/
Morty@MortysCabin.net
or JSMortell@aol.com
 
 
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