- If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.
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- With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$,1000.
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- With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left.
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- If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have $49 left.
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- But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.
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- Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.
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