- It comes as a thief in the night to steal careers, happiness
and personal joy. Ask Elliot Spitzer, defrocked governor of New York.
Even before he became governor he was vigorously attempting to stamp out
crime of all kinds. Suddenly one day, the world suddenly learns he's a
high paying customer of the ladies of the night. After the public expose'
of his long term dark nocturnal habits, he was forced to step down. He
handed in his scepter amid a torrent of questions which remain unanswered.
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- Then there are the Sunday sermon-masters, who rant and
rave about all manner of sin, fraud and fornication. They too, are caught
within the steel jaws of their own traps of righteousness. Almost forgotten,
the kindly, well mannered and well dressed keeper of the PTL country club
town Jim Bakker was defrocked after a long investigation which exposed
his dirty deeds. His hard work eventually earned him a whopping $500K fine
along with and incredibly boring and rectally-dangerous 45 year performance
in the house of doors without knobs. Little Jimmy will have a completely
new outlook on one of the oldest, most grievous (and painful) sins of the
world sodomy. He gets out on parole in 10 years if he keeps his hair
combed, his fly zipped and behaves himself like a good cell pet. Long before
his 10 year sentence passes he just might have trouble walking straight
and sitting down without pain.
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- But little Jimmy is not alone in his fall from grace.
Another minister named Mr. Love (I kid you not that IS his actual
name) was caught for a different reason in the trap of righteousness. He
was a minister at Bloomington's Mount Pisgah Baptist Church.
Operative word here is "was." He was convicted of child pornography
and defrocked for his little hobby. Yet another career sent into the dumper.
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- In another strange case over in the UK, spiritualist
minister David Chenery-Wickens (and I thought signing checks was hard with
my name) was sentenced to life for murdering his BBC make-up artist wife.
What could she possibly have done to him? Used the wrong lip gloss? Too
much eye-liner?
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- Chenery-Wickens, 52, didn't react when sentenced by Mr
Justice Cooke. He doled out to Chenery-Wickens a minimum of 18 years for
murdering his 48-year-old wife. Apparently a life sentence isn't what it
used to be as slammers are busting at the seams with inmates all around
the globe. But if one contracts AIDS in the house without knobs, 18 years
IS the same as a life sentence since they will die there anyway. Looks
like Love was Cooked. (Sorry, couldn't resist that one.)
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- All of this makes us want to look upward at the dark
cloud-filled political world of Washington. What hazards lurk upon Mt.
Olympus? Why, it's the king himself! Born in Kenya, he managed to break
and ignore all the laws and still become president. I remember the day
he was innaugarated as the new emporer. He walked with his head down in
deep thought while the entire world waited in breathless, surreal awe to
see him become crowned king of the former most powerful nation on Earth.
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- What was he thinking about that day while walking with
his head down in deep thought? Will I stutter and stammer like I have done
in interviews? What campaign promises will I keep and which promises will
I break? What secret tricks and orders can I do to the American people?
Like breaking my promise not to confiscate guns? (Which he is now doing.)
Perhaps he was thinking to himself, "Look at all those fools standing
out there, hundreds of thousands of them here with billions watching television!
All of them have come to stand in the cold jiggling and wiggling to hold
in their urine and bowels while I ramble on making promises with my mouth
that the nation can't cash!"
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- Would have been a bad day to be in that huge mile-long
crowd after drinking lots of hot coffee to keep warm and have food poisoning,
all at the same time. It was called an American historic moment by many.
Sure it was.
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- So Barky has promised to bear all, expose all and reveal
everything the former administration has done. Someone should be asking
the question, "WHY is he doing this?" Is the idea here to piss
off the Scull and Bones crowd so they will take drastic action and devastate
one or more cities with a false flag attack? Such an act would most certainly
make everyone forget about what the former dictator has done. Millions
would drop to their knees, waiting for one syllable of prophecy and hope
to fall from the lips of Barky the Magnificent.
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- All he needs to do is simply void the stack of treasonous
executive orders, release the list to the world and get on with his real
job of fixing Amerca. But he won't do that, simply because that makes too
much sense and it isn't part of the hidden plan. No, he's promised all
of us that no one is above the law, etcetcetc
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- Apparently, Barky does not own a mirror.
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- Surely the starving and and increasingly jobless American
population should be his priority, instead of forecasting on-going doom
and gloom for our future. We all know the world economy has already been
flushed. Now the question remains, "What will be done about it?"
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- Yes, no one is above the law. Unless of course you were
born in Kenya and were quietly brought to America "destined to be
president" as his family has already declared, yet born in a hospital
that he can't remember the name of. I'm certain everyone who reads this
essay knows when and WHERE they were born. Many even know what time of
day it was.
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- As for myself, I was born at almost exactly 11PM. Perhaps
that annoying hour is the reason I'm such a pain, as I gave my mother unexpected
pain right after she made a nice dinner all the way to bedtime. But I know
my mother, and you can be as sure as the Sun rises in the morning that
all the dishes were done and put away before she went to the hospital.
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- Self-righteous politicians and ministers should be of
particular concern to everyone. Elliot Spitzer was as self-righteous and
hypocritical as any governor could possibly be. But eventually he probably
prosecuted the wrong person, and they worked out a plan to bring him down.
Again, money talks and bullshit walks.
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- There is a small, little known door at the Whitehouse
almost totally concealed with foilage. Presidents have used it for many
years for nocturnal meetings with Washington area "Ladies of the night."
The Secret Service (notice the dark similarity to the old German "SS")
claims they have long been concerned about the president slipping away
in the wee hours of the night, at one time complaining "They have
no idea where he goes." Sure thing, we believe them don't we? And
I own real estate that has appreciated in value 2,000% in just the last
month! Wanna buy it? One of the mosts powerful men on Earth and the SS
doesn't know where he is? Who can believe it! There are tracking devices
in every Whitehouse vehicle, and every vehicle plate coming and going from
Whitehouse grounds is recorded.
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- There is a pattern we see repeating itself where self-righteous
ministers and politicians are often caught in the very snares they set
for others. Based on this we shall almost certainly see Barky caught in
his own snare, as he searches for evil doing by the former tenant of his
taxpayer hotel. It's a bit like the Three Stooges who wander through the
woods and stumble upon a bear trap, or even a net that zips them helplessly
high up into the air. But the real power brokers of this planet will make
his fall from office take place in a such a way that it will both make
him a martyr and preserve America's dignity, all at the same time. Think
about what happened to president Kennedy shortly after he declared that
Congress should print the nation's money.
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- Kennedy proved the old expression is true with his life
that "Money talks and bullshit walks."
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- At the time of this writing, America looks much like
someone who's just been treated for numerous injuries from a car accident.
America is beaten, bruised, disgraced, broken and her very heart is suffering
from a disease that comes from both within and without. There are 280 million
people in America but only a handful of power brokers.
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- Make no mistake that power brokers fear the American
people will realize what's happened to them. Only by keeping everyone suffiicently
dumbed down will the people continue to ignore the self-righteousness of
politicians, and the damage they continue to inflict upon the country.
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- Ted Twietmeyer
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