- Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's
economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan"...
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- There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work
force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
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- 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment
fixed.
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- 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered Auto Industry fixed.
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- 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage
Housing Crisis fixed.
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- It can't get any easier than that.
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- P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress
pay their taxes...
- Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire
on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed
pronto.
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