- I left on March 2, returned, April 11; forty days of
lecturing in America. I finally met the loyal legions who created this
peculiar career of mine and discovered they have almost nothing in common.
In New York, my sponsors were religious Jews, including one memorable evening
at the Lubatvitch world headquarters in Brooklyn. In Springfield, Missouri,
the prophetic David Lewis Ministries were my hosts, while in Denver, the
American Freedom Network organized a memorable evening. There, I was told,
they take a historical view of Jesus, regarding him as a divine freedom
fighter against the New World Order of the times, the Romans. My plane
landed in Salt Lake City at 7:50 and Joel Skousen rushed me to a nearby
university campus for an 8:00 PM lecture. The lecture hall was packed with
Mormons who knew more about my work than any audience yet. In Dallas, the
maverick archaeologist Vendyl Jones presented me to his convention of Bnei
Noah, gentiles who accept the Old Testament but reject the New. In El Paso,
my presenter was Eliezer Ben Yosef, a Reform Jew with a Saturday morning
radio show. And my last stop in Hawaii was organized by Peter Goodgame,
unaffiliated with any movement.
- If there is a thread of commonality amongst my sponsors
and audiences, I couldn't find it. Put them all in a room and the party
would break up early. This diversity was a kind of revelation. Those people
who find in my work the best explanation for what is happening to Israel
today are united only in their love of the Jewish people, their battle
against the New World Order and their profound hospitality towards a speaker
who came a long way to meet them.
- Before I left, I vowed not to keep up with news from
Israel unless it was too disturbing to ignore. My idea was to both take
a vacation from the hothouse and return with a refreshed viewpoint. The
strategy mostly worked and I have nothing to add to anyone's knowledge
of the Middle East. In fact, my most striking memory has nothing to do
with politics of any kind and shortly I'd like to take the liberty of expanding
on new information I was given on a very different subject for me, seasickness.
- However, religion and politics did rear their heads on
the trip and I suppose it would be in best character to point to a few
- * I arrived in New York to awful news. The worst snowstorm
in fifty years was set to hit the city on the night of my first lecture
and bury the landscape in two feet of snow on the evenings of the next
two. My New York tour was to be wiped out, including a Television interview
I had been looking forward to; The Americans For A Safe Israel program
on Manhattan Cable TV.
- But then Ray Antoky and G-d decided to help me out. Ray
provided my accommodations on condition that I wear tefillin on my trip.
For those unacquainted with this tradition, tefillin are written prayers
placed in small boxes attached to the head and arm by thin leather straps.
He and a dozen buddies chipped in $350 to purchase a handcrafted set of
tefillin and just hours before the blizzard was set to hit, I put them
on. I hadn't worn teffilin since my bar mitzvah but they felt comfortable.
I recited the prayer for wearing the tefillin with the rabbi who made them
but added one phrase: "And please stop the storm."
- The storm missed New York City by ten miles. I managed
to get to Manhattan for the TV interview. None of the lectures was cancelled,
in fact hundreds arrived at the Lubavitch world headquarters for the speech.
- Do I think it was because of the tefillin? Yes.
- * I was privileged to have been interviewed on numerous
radio shows in the past forty days including five hours on the legendary
Alex Jones program and an hour on Hawaii's most popular morning show, hosted
by Rick Hamada.
- But the most troublesome program came out of Omaha. The
host, Marty, told me that he would like to support Israel wholeheartedly
but its laws against evangelizing prevented it. I replied, "How would
you like it if a bunch of Jews came into your neighborhood trying to change
the faith of your children. Or how would you like it if Scientologists
handed out pamphlets in your church?"
- He admitted he would not like it al all.
- "Well, we Jews don't proselytize your young people
because we respect your faith too much for that. Naturally we expect the
same respect shown to us."
- He said he had never considered that side of the issue
but it made sense. Then he opened the phone lines to callers. One of the
first brought up the silly matter of the Khazarians. A few decades back
Arthur Koestler wrote a book about the Khazar empire whose leadership,
late in the Middle Ages, did covert to Judaism. Then he took the crazy
leap of hypothesizing that all Ashkenazi Jews are descendants of Khazars
who migrated to Eastern Europe at the fall of their empire. This caller
insisted that 95% of Jews are actually not descended for Abraham but rather
of a Medieval Turkish tribe called the Khazars.
- "Do you think," I asked, "that if 95%
of Jews were from Khazaria we would have forgotten that? Jews have long,
exact memories and we know where we were. If it was in Khazaria we wouldn't
have forgotten it. And if we were Khazars, Yiddish would be a Turkish-based
language, which it is not. I don't think there are any Khazarian words
in Yiddish. The Khazarian royal court did covert to Judaism, mostly for
political reasons, but the Khazar people didn't or we would have remembered
- Marty stated that my reasoning had to be right and invited
me back on his show two weeks later. If I ever earn some sort of legacy,
it might have something to do with having straightened out a few anti-semitic
notions held by people who have no reason to dislike Jews if they thought
about a few things a bit differently.
- * The Texas leg of my tour was the longest and most
confusing. While some crowds were ample, over 150 in both Dallas and San
Antonio, others were the smallest by far of the tour. And the smallest
of the smallest was to a group of 15 Israelis in the Dallas home of Rabbi
Moyal. Despite the paucity of people, I gave my best as always but wondered
why I flew 8000 miles to address an audience of two dozen souls.
- The answer came a few days later when Wayne Linksman
accompanied me to a gala Dallas Jewish social event, The Kosher Chili Cookoff.
One person after another told me they heard I gave a very controversial
but thought-provoking lecture at Rabbi Moyal's home. A couple of Israelis
gave me the cold shoulder at first but within an hour came back to ask
if what I was doing really was healthy for Israel. I told them that it
was beyond healthy, it was vital to the nation's survival. " Both
of you know how corrupt our government is." I noted. "How long
do you think we can survive this level of corruption? The very people who
murdered Rabin are still ruling us, so when do you start saying this has
gone too far?"
- One Israeli, Iranian-born asked, " Why are you stirring
things up and why should we talk when no one of influence is willing to
- Rabbi Malka provided the answer. He had attended my lecture
and had been deeply affected. He came up to me and said, "I brought
something for you.It's from Friday's Yediot Ahronot. I have a subscription."
- He flipped through the weekend magazine section until
he found an interview with the leading spokeswoman of Israeli Russians,
Ida Nudel. The headline read: Ida Nudel Believes Rabin Was Murdered In
A Conspiracy: That Amir Was Just The Patsy.
- I showed it to the two Israelis. The Persian smiled.
"See," I said, "I'm not alone. Now it's your turn."
- There were only 15 people at Rabbi Moyal's home to hear
my lecture but now I knew that was more than enough.
- The Secrets Of Seasickness
- Yitzhak Rabin made a dream come true. He provided me
with an expense-paid working holiday to Hawaii. My host Peter Goodgame
covered the costs for no other reason than to get the truth of Rabin's
murder to the Hawaiian people. Unlike my previous sponsors, Peter had no
church, synagogue or political organization behind him. He's a working
man saving for a home for his handsome family but he set back his plans
because he believed in me. I was humbled.
- And for a first-timer he did just fine. He got me a spot
on Honolulu's most popular morning talk show. The host Rick Hamada conducted
a superb interview and a fine crowd arrived for my lecture later that evening.
Once over, I was free to pursue a dream, to catch a marlin off Hawaii.
- Accompanying me was Ron, a longtime American soldier.
And lest you believe there are no black helicopters harassing American
citizens, Ron flew his share of missions on these choppers, until his Christian
conscience opened up. "The goal of the black helicopters is urban
warfare." He told me. "I was in a special ops unit which trained
with foreign troops and I can tell you that armies are being used today
to control or eliminate troublesome individuals and groups."
- On this tour, I had about ten other former military men
with not dissimilar stories. I guess my work is of great interest to former
soldiers. Ron reserved two seats on a six seat party boat and it was just
a matter of time before he would be clicking shots of me beside my lifetime
- I had never been in a squall on a small boat. I had never
spent eight hours in nine foot swells,going up and down, side to side,
up and down until I became sick. Not just sick, I've been sick before.
I was so sick that when a fish, after seven fruitless hours, finally took
my lure briefly, I prepared myself to let Ron reel it in. The dead and
dying do not reel.
- After disgusting myself and all aboard, the nightmare
was over. Only one of us caught anything, two had come down with serious
seasickness, while another spent the day lying in the cabin to prevent
his from worsening. I had paid $150 to spend the day on a never ending
roller coaster. Once on land I recovered my health but I was humiliated
by the whole experience.
- But Peter came to my rescue. "You have nothing to
be ashamed of, "he said. "I want to introduce you to my neighbor
Gordie. He knows all about what happened to you."
- Gordie's home is decorated in blown glass fishing floats.
These are thick green glass balls up to two feet in diameter used to float
huge fishing nets. He picked them up floating free during his many voyages.
"Feel the smoothness of the glass, " he said. "This is the
best glasswork made in the world today. They are perfectly designed not
to shatter at sea. Now look here, the blower left his signature in the
glass. When I started collecting them, it was for their beauty. Now there
are collectors everywhere and I hear they're sold in galleries in Paris."
- Gordie is a middle-aged, tanned sea salt. He skippers
fishing boats in major tournaments and has worked from Washington State,
to Alaska to Hawaii. I told him about my day.
- "So you had a bad day? You didn't feel anything!
I once had it for 30 days straight with nowhere to go. I knew what death
was, you didn't even get a hint of it."
- I disagreed because what I felt was as close to death
as could be but he was right about the duration of Hell. An Israeli lady
named Naveh, living in Hawaii, later told me about her nine day bout on
a trip to Palmyra, an island a thousand miles to the south. As bad as I
had it, it gets worse over time.
- "There is no sickness known to mankind as powerful
as seasickness," added Gordie. "I'm told the last stages of AIDS
is as close as it gets. It makes men crazy. I took a guy out, real tough,
loved his guns. Just a few hours after it hit him he said to me,'Gordie,
I've got a Baretta in my jacket. There are two shots in the clip. You have
to get it and finish me off." I told him no and he grabbed my shirt
and yelled, "You gotta do it Gordie. I can't live another second like
this. Just do it and throw me over. No one will know.
- "And he wasn't the worst. I'll tell you how crazy
it makes you. I used to work on this island in Puget Sound. The only way
to get to it was by a small ferry and I saw the same people on it all the
time. Well one day we got caught in a winter storm and I didn't think we'd
make it. That ferry boat got tossed as bad as any small yacht in a squall.
And this guy got the sickness so bad he almost fell in the water a few
times. The last time though, I saw him crawling to the side on purpose.
I knew he was going to jump and grabbed him. 'Just let me go,' he said,
'It's the best thing.' Well, I didn't and we made it to the island. He
hasn't been back to the mainland since and I'll bet it's been twenty years.
Nothing will get him on a boat ever again and there's no other way out."
- Gordie has made a study of seasickness. "It's 90%
psychological. The dramamin and ear patches only work because people think
they do. But when you get into really rough water, seven out of ten people
get hit and the figure is the same for those who take the precautions.
I once proved it was psychological. I took this arrogant (expletive) fishing
and he kept bragging how the sea never got to him. So I worked on him all
day, you know, 'Are you okay, you look a little queasy,' I'd cook up greasy
food and offer it to him, talk about moving, flying, falling, asked him
to read small print, and it worked. Had him begging me to turn back but
I said not until we caught a big one.
- "Another couple bragged they could take any sea
but I wasn't a mile off the sandbar before they begged me to leave them
on the bar. So there they are sprawled on the sandbar in the middle of
nowhere refusing to get on the boat. The husband yells that he paid for
the day and I could use it to catch fish. I caught $3000 worth that day.
By evening they were prepared to sail to shore, maybe ten minutes away.
- "But that was nothing compared to this lady who
wanted me to sail her to Kono, four days away. I told her I made arrangements
in Kono and once we were past our island there was no turning back. No
problem, she said, she'd been on boats before. It took less than half an
hour before the sickness got her. Half a day later we're at the edge of
the island and after that it's open sea. 'I have to get off,' she announced,
and I told her no way. She sees a boat anchored maybe half a mile a way.
She shouts,'I'm not staying here,' jumps in the water and swims to the
other boat. I radioed him and she was safe in the end but that's how crazy
the sickness makes you. I don't know of another that saps you of all rationality
and makes you do suicidal things.
- "And if you think it's only the passengers who suffer,
it's just as hard on the crew. How'd you like to be on a boat where the
skipper gets seasick and can't operate the craft? I've seen that lots of
times but the worst was when the sickness killed the skipper. Seasickness
will kill you two ways. After the belly is empty, it attacks what's left.
In the most severe cases, the body will dehydrate the organs and refuse
to accept liquids. Or, the severity will cause a cardiac arrest.
- "That's what happened to this skipper. Straight
out of Gilligan's Island. The skipper is dead at the wheel and the first
mate doesn't know how to control the boat. He radios for help and I get
there and see the boat doing short circles in the water. And no one aboard
figured out anything was wrong. The girls all covered up in their beach
blankets when I approached. How you can't suspect something is amiss when
your boat has been doing sharp circles for two hours is explainable by
the fact that despite federal regulations, lots of people take intoxicants
on boats. And that's a real bad idea. I've seen passengers throw everything
overboard when they get the sickness. First they vow never to touch the
vile inebriant ever again as long as they live, then over go bottles of
booze, cocaine, pot. The only one I try to stop from going overboard is
- The cancer and AIDS patients who want it legalized because
it stops nausea are right. It's the only stuff I ever saw that is a cure
for seasickness. All the other advice like lie down, concentrate on one
point, or even steer the boat to keep busy is worthless. But that stuff
- "And the skippers hate it when the passengers come
down with the motion sickness. For one thing, the plumbing in the head
gets clogged and it takes forever to clear it. One skipper tells passengers
not to use the head for seasickness because just a few weeks back a passenger
got so sick he fell unconscious in the head and died of drowning. Right
in the head, he tells people. No way it happened but that's how desperate
he is to keep his plumbing flowing. And the passengers always believe him
and when it hits them, they go to the edge of the boat.
- "Which is awful because everyone sees him and then
begins the domino effect. Now boats aren't seasick friendly. The edge is
too thick to go on the knees and use. And if you stand, it's overboard
for you lots of times. I had this great product idea. It's like a big airsickness
bag only with a harness attached to your head. You just find a corner somewhere
and don't bother anyone else. I'd like it to be bio-degradable so you can
throw it in the ocean before you land. I'd call it, In Case Of Seasickness
- "If you think you had a bad day, I say you're wrong.
You learned a lesson . Man is a land animal; he was never supposed to go
to sea. His body rebels with all it has. But if there is ever to be greatness,truth
or discovery, we have to fight it until we finally get our sea legs."
- I have succumbed to Gordie's wisdom. I will take the
next opportunity to go to sea and catch my dream marlin. I wouldn't be
me if I surrendered to mere unnatural risk.
- The final leg of the tour. Twenty four hours of flying
from Honolulu to Tel Aviv. I change planes in New York to El Al. Yediot
Ahronot is given to the passengers and I read my first Hebrew newspaper
cover to cover in forty days. I find out that after a meeting with Foreign
Minister Shimon Peres, who for forty days in America I had been proving
was the prime suspect in Rabin's murder, Prime Minister Sharon has agreed
not to build new settlements in Judea and Samaria. A fellow passenger observes,
"No one understands it. He's no different than Barak."
- I took the taxi from Ben Gurion Airport home. The driver
asks why I was away so long and I answer that I gave lectures in America
on Rabin's murder. "Oh that," he replies. "I knew Avishai
Raviv personally. I even bailed him out of jail once. We all know what
happened. Raviv gave Yigal Amir a gun with blanks in it. He shot the blanks
and Rabin's bodyguard murdered him after that. Why do you need to give
a lecture about that? Everyone knows already."
- After a hazardous journey, I was clearly reaching land.
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