- My son came home from school one day,
- A smirk was on his face.
- He'd decided he was smart enough
- to put me in my place.
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- HE SAID:
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- Guess what I learned in Civics II,
- that's taught by Mr. Wright,
- it's all about the laws today:
- THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.
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- IT SAYS:
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- I don't have to clean my room,
- Don't have to cut my hair.
- No one can tell me what to think,
- How to speak, or what to wear.
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- I have freedom FROM religion,
- And regardless what you say,
- I don't have to bow my head,
- And I sure DON'T HAVE TO PRAY.
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- I can wear earrings if I want,
- And pierce my tongue & nose.
- I can read & watch just what I like,
- be tattooed from head to toe.
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- AND if you ever spank me,
- I'll charge you with the crime,
- I'll back up all my charges,
- With the marks on my behind.
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- HE SAID:
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- Don't you ever touch me,
- This body's for MY use,
- Not for your hugs and kisses,
- That's just more child abuse.
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- HE CONTINUED WITH:
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- Don't preach about your morals,
- Like your mama did to you.
- That's nothing but your mind control,
- And it's illegal too!
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- Mom, I have these children's rights,
- So you can't influence me,
- Or I'll call Children's Services,
- Better known as C.S.D.
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- MY TURN!
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- Well, of course, my natural instinct
- Was to toss him out the door.
- But the chance to teach a lesson,
- Made me think a little more.
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- I mulled it over carefully,
- I couldn't let this go.
- A little smile crept to my face...
- He was messing with a pro!
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- AND AWAY WE GO!
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- Next day I took him shopping,
- At the local Good Will store.
- I told him, "pick out all you want!
- There are shirts and pants galore."
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- I've called and checked with C.S.D.,
- They said they didn't care,
- If I bought you K-Mart shoes,
- Instead of Nike Airs.
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- OH! And...
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- I've canceled that appointment
- To take your driver's test.
- The C.S.D. is unconcerned,
- So I'll decide what's best.
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- I SAID:
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- No time to stop and eat,
- Or pick up stuff to munch,
- And tomorrow you can start to learn
- to make your own sack lunch.
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- Just save that raging appetite
- and wait 'til dinner time...
- We're having liver and onions.
- It's a favorite dish of mine.
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- HE ASKED:
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- Can we stop to rent a movie,
- So I can watch the VCR?
- Sorry, I said, I sold your TV,
- for new tires on my car.
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- I also rented out your room,
- You can take the couch instead.
- The C.S.D. requires just a roof
- above your hare-brained head.
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- Your clothing won't be trendy now,
- I'll choose the food we eat,
- that allowance that you used to get
- Will buy me something neat.
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- I'm selling off your jet ski,
- Dirt-bike & roller blades.
- Check out the PARENTS' BILL OF RIGHTS,
- It's in effect today!
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- Hey, Hot Shot, are you crying?
- Why are you on your knees?
- Are you asking God to help you?
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- ....GO CALL THE C.S.D
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- Share this one with some moms (& dads) you know....
- or better yet some kids!
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