- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
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- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET
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- 1 - A JOB
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- 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE
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- 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
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- 4 - WELFARE
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- 5 - FOOD STAMPS
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- 6 - CREDIT CARDS
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- 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
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- 8 - FREE EDUCATION
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- 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE
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- 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
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- 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS
PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
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- 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG
WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
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- Oh yeah, we are now concerned that you may be racially
profiled for being an illegal. The Rev. Al Sharpton will put a stop to
that I sure.
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- I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...
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