- Governor of California is jogging with his dog along
a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
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- California:
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- #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie
'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what
is natural.
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- #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures
coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating
it.
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- #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog
and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
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- #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
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- #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while
wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
of dangerous animals.
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- #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing
a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
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- #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating
how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
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- #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping
the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
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- #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
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- #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit
against the state.
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- Arizona:
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- #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor
has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat
dead coyote.
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- Any wonder why California is broke????
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