By J. Matt Barber
7-24-16

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
 
YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS...
 
4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS...
 
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS...
 
9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS...
 
2 FLAG BURNERS...
 
AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

 

SO, FOR THE LAST TIME...
 
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !
 
AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE 'BAD TASTE' OUT OF HIS MOUTH