SIGHTINGS


 
Unluckiest Lawyer On The Planet?
3-2-99
 
LONDON - If there were a prize for the world's unluckiest man, British solicitor Edward Bentley would surely be in the running.
 
His first mistake was to lose thousands of pounds in bad investments. And disaster followed when he tried to recoup the losses by gambling with money stolen from clients, British newspapers reported Saturday.
 
His first idea was to fly to Monte Carlo and place a single 60,000 pounds ($96,000) roulette bet on either the red or black, which would have doubled his money had he won.
 
But the casino's maximum stake on this kind of bet was 10,000 pounds, so he flew back frustrated.
 
Next he tried betting on racing and after careful study of the form books placed a 10,900 pounds on a horse which was bound to win. It fell.
 
Then he tried the stock market, buying a risky 49,000 pound futures option which promised a huge reward if the main FTSE-100 index fell. It rose, leaving him with a grand total of 1,000 pounds from his original stake.
 
By now Bentley must have realized his luck was not going to improve and he tried to commit suicide by sitting in his car with a pipe from the exhaust pumping noxious gases into the vehicle. The engine promptly seized up.
 
He tried again, but his second attempt was halted after police stopped him during a routine vehicle check. He told investigators the theft had turned into a "comic opera.''
 
Bentley's only stroke of luck was finding a lenient judge, who gave him a 15-month suspended sentence Friday for stealing 64,000 pounds of his clients' money.





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